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sproutoftheblue:

CLASSIC

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scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

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defractured:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

im laughing so hard at the “oh. alright” 

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thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

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thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

S3 Ep13, The Fight

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The most spoiled dog I know. Levi

reckless-emotions:

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

angle beverage math

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,,

the

my essay (due tomorrow)

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vistale:

I’m literally dying